🎨✨ Work Sucks Desk Goddess
She's not the old hag you think she is, but the embodiment of magic and will.
A descendant of Hecate, the ancient Greek goddess of night, moon and crossroads, the witch is a symbol of transcendent wisdom and free will. She blends the mystery of the Norse witch, the spirituality of the Celtic priestess and the awakened power of the modern woman.
🔥 Why she slays:
Attitude for days: That side-eye? Legendary.
“Talk to the Hand” energy: She’s done explaining.
Myth meets modern: Classic mythology reimagined with bold, street-style swagger.
A mood and a message: Perfect for art collectors, fashion rebels, and divine feminists.
Why She’s a Mood™:
👑 History’s First Troll – A 8-inch masterpiece of eco-resin sass, blending classical beauty with modern “nope” energy.
🏛️ Museum-Grade Petty – Antique stone finish = Louvre-worthy shade. Heavy base = won’t topple (unlike your patience).
🔥 “Witch Didn’t Survive Centuries Just to Be Nice.”
👉 Claim Your Goddess-Level Clapback Today!
P.S. Pair with our Middle Finger Pilot Collection for a full “No More Mr. Nice Girl” decor theme. ✨🖕