🎨✨ Work Sucks Desk Goddess
Tired of politely tolerating nonsense? Let Venus de Milo’s sassier sister do the talking for you. This Renaissance queen has upgraded her missing arms to a perfectly placed middle finger—because some days, art should say what we’re all thinking.
Why She’s a Mood™:
👑 History’s First Troll – A 4/8-inch masterpiece of eco-resin sass, blending classical beauty with modern “nope” energy.
🏛️ Museum-Grade Petty – Antique stone finish = Louvre-worthy shade. Heavy base = won’t topple (unlike your patience).
💅 Silent But Deadly – For when your:
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Coworker “just quick questions!” you again
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Group chat won’t stop pinging
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Inner voice screams “I WILL NOT BE GASLIT TODAY”
Perfect For:
✓ Feminists who cut through BS like a marble chisel
✓ Art snobs with a dark sense of humor
✓ Anyone who’s ever whispered “I am begging you to shut up” with a smile
⚠️ Warning: Side effects include:
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Sudden urge to display prominently at family dinners
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Coworkers finally taking the hint
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Your therapist asking “Where’d you get that? I need three.”
🔥 “Venus Didn’t Survive Centuries Just to Be Nice.”
👉 Claim Your Goddess-Level Clapback Today!
P.S. Pair with our Middle Finger Pilot Collection for a full “No More Mr. Nice Girl” decor theme. ✨🖕